Rejoice, fair citizens of this great land! Rejoice, young and old! Your fearless leader and friend, Barack Obama, President of the United States and Perpetual Beacon of the Free World, the Hope and Change of the Nations, the Mighty One, has accomplished another mighty deed, worthy of our praises. Four years after halting the rise of the oceans, He has achieved even greater heights by completing his repeal of the powerful laws of supply and demand:
Today is a big day for birth control. Under President Obama’s health care reforms private insurance companies have to start providing contraception for free on August 1. That means no more co-pays for birth control.